sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(Source: marvelcolm)

bewarethehorrorblog:

Hey, that’s today.

bewarethehorrorblog:

Hey, that’s today.

hollyollyoptasaurus:

Look at all the detail in every part of her tattoos *__*

hollyollyoptasaurus:

Look at all the detail in every part of her tattoos *__*

(Source: 1337tattoos)

(Source: sandandglass)

Not sure if you still look at my blog though but.
Sometimes I really do miss you. I’m not sure what we had because it was strange and I’ve never felt it with anyone else. I never felt doubtful of you I guess. I never worried that we would have nothing to do. I never worried about keeping you entertained or interested because we had the same interests and what we didn’t share we soon did. Out of everything I miss that the most. I miss being able to share things that I love with someone I love and not being made fun of or mocked or rejected for any of my interests.
In a relationship I wouldn’t care about looks or sex or not having money to go out or receive gifts or anything like that. If only I could have that again with someone. It’d be nice. Really nice.

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

I’m so annoyed by people when I attempted to look for more people to annoy me I got annoyed and deleted the tinder app

If you I help your ego get any higher you’ll be floating off into space.
So no, you’re not that attractive and your dick isn’t that great 👌

(Source: adamgota)

everythingroosterteeth:

I know this isn’t RT related but this made me love Cry so much more you have no idea

everythingroosterteeth:

I know this isn’t RT related but this made me love Cry so much more you have no idea